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Jessica Alba Is Not Naked In This Month's Playboy

Outraged that Playboy sneakily obtained an Into the Blue promotional photo of client Jessica Alba in a bikini and slapped it on the cover of an issue in which the actress does not expose so much as an ankle, the Scary Hollywood Lawyers of Lavely and Singer have fired off an angry letter to the skin mag expressing their extreme displeasure with their tactics, and in the process, revealed a more than passing familiarity with the magazine's nudie customs. As always, The Smoking Gun has the goods: More »

4:47 PM on Tue Feb 28 2006
By Mark
40,141 views, 6 comments

Latest by it.goes.there: They pulled the same bait-and-switch in October 1978. Dolly Parton is on the cover and, while interviewed, she is certainly not naked inside. Not even CLOSE. Being a card-carrying homosexual who found this copy in his father's basement-hidden complete collection more »

jude law

Jude's Lawyers Not Interested In Penis Debate

The Gawker Media Legal Department (comprised entirely of an intern who bought an LSAT prep book but never took the exam) informs us that Jude Law's lawyers are not interested in fostering the scintillating debate about the actor's endowment. We've removed the offending images and replaced them with the one you see in this post, harkening us all back to a time when we were debating whether or not his member was perhaps too impressive, not a possible disappointment. God, it looked like he could fit two nannies onto that thing! Sigh. Those were the days. More »

12:15 PM on Fri Aug 19 2005
By Mark
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jude law

Overthinking Jude Law's Penis

Rather than join the "shower or grow-er" debate of yesterday, the folks at Salon decide to attack Jude Law's penis from a different angle, namely Why It Doesn't Matter If The Famous Actor Has A Wee Tallywacker: [you may have to watch an ad to read the story] More »

2:05 PM on Thu Aug 18 2005
By Mark
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jude law

In Defense Of Jude Law's Penis

We at Defamer are committed to fostering constructive, thought-provoking debate. Shortly after posting this morning's item about the seemingly disappointing reality of Jude Law's dangling nanny-bait captured by a paparazzo's lens, some readers wrote in to the defend the naughty actor's member, advancing this crucial discussion through both a contrarian eyewitness account and an imperfect simulation of the controversial photo's conditions: More »

12:58 PM on Wed Aug 17 2005
By Mark
12,400 views

jude law

The World Laughs At Jude Law's Nanny-Poking Stick

law-nude.jpgYesterday, the inboxes of various media types (and some fake-media blogger-types like us—thanks!) filled up with images of Jude Law inadvertently exposing his infamous nanny-tenderizer to a lucky paparazzo. Today, Page Six points at Law's possibly shrinkage-afflicted unit, throws back its collective head, and laughs and laughs. More »

9:37 AM on Wed Aug 17 2005
By Mark
19,863 views

demi moore

Naked Famous People Round-Up: The Youthful Indiscretions Of Demi And Michelle

We've received so many e-mails about recently available pictures of a couple of naked, famous people that we're finally giving in and rounding them up here (and yup, they're all over the place now, without sources, but this is the only way we can stop the e-mails). To wit: A fine round of prurient jollies can be had checking out a young, unclothed Demi Moore (link NSFW), long before she let herself be filled to the brim with Ashton Kutcher's seed, or by taking a peek at skinnydipping libertine Michelle Rodriguez, soon after she let herself be filled to the brim with alcohol at the Skybar in Miami. Perhaps the only thing more satisfying than stolen moments with these barenaked celebrities photos is the opportunity to clumsily force some symmetry on their sudden, unlreated appearance. Enjoy! More »

3:34 PM on Tue Aug 16 2005
By Mark
2,015 views