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Topless Tweens

Wanna Become A Member Of Hot Young Hollywood? Take Your Top Off Already!

So earlier this week we suggested tween queen of homemade kiddie porn Miley Cyrus just may have been inspired by a former teen queen of homemade, visually intoxicated porn. And, sordid as it may be, much of the Hannah Montana star's fame outside of the flyover states is quite possibly due to all those "scandalous" photos that keep popping up. Which is a good thing in the world of "All press is...", right? And here to provide some guidance in answering that question are established troublemaker and pot princess Mischa Barton and future troublemaker Hayden Panettiere.

In the span of two days, Nylon magazine released photos from their August cover star missing various amounts of clothing, while Candies-ad girl Hayden just posed for some provocative (for an 18-year old, at least) pics in order to promote her upcoming pop album. Yes, that sweet sweaty smell of exploitation filling your nostrils? Once again, thank Lindsay Lohan. A closer look at all four naughty girls and their dirty pictures, after the jump:

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4:20 PM on Fri Jul 18 2008
By Molly Friedman
3,027 views, 8 comments

Latest by Losin_it: @kookla: He's been on a roll for like a month. Hilarious. more »

a call to the bullpen

We Are Through The Looking Glass, People

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all in the family

Mark Ronson Gives Blessing To His Lindsay-In-Law

At four months and still going strong, reformed shock-starlet Lindsay Lohan and gateway-lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson seem to be enjoying something approaching unfettered bliss. Still, we realize there exists among you—despite extensive photo-evidence of kissing, hand-holding, and the presentation of a a $22,000 Cartier ring (or roughly three years' salary for the average D.J.)—a few out there still who suspect the entire courtship to be a calculated attempt at staying in the limelight. Well, perish the cynical thought. Even Samantha's older brother Mark Ronson has given the couple his blessing, reports The Mirror:

We caught up with [Mark's] stunning [girlfriend] Daisy [Lowe], 19, at the BT Homehub party in London's In & Out club, and she told us: "I met Lindsay and Sam for the first time during the weekend before the Coachella festival. Sam is an amazing girl. The four of us had a brilliant time - a real laugh."
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11:30 AM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By Seth
2,278 views, 20 comments

Latest by Little Mintz Sunshine: @raincoaster: ...and would it kill her to stand up straight? more »

Mother Of The Century

Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Hef's Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.'

In the grainy land of reality show famewhoring, sometimes a pair of boobs will come together and a cable miracle is born. And that’s exactly what happened last night when we saw our maternal icon, Dina Lohan, meet our paternal icon, Hugh Hefner. On the latest edition of television’s most reliable guide to parenting, Dina taught us some highly unique strategies in order to effectively downsize your son’s balls, fake your way to the fountain of youth via Me-Time, and prove to your tweenage daughter just how insanely awesome and superior you are by making her choose between “Mr. Hot” and a career in music best left for those with actual talent. The newest lessons learned from Living Lohan, below: More »

5:40 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Molly Friedman
4,207 views, 12 comments

Latest by n/a: @CourageousCoward: @NotReadyForPrimeTime: Can't type right now 'cause I'm in major meltdown mode--the damn rats ate my Ebay inventory. more »

a call to the bullpen

Staying Incognito Is Harder Than It Looks

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lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan's New Fashion Line Handily Equipped With Kneepads For Fellow BJ Queens!

As with any story involving Lindsay Lohan, we have good and bad news to report. We noted back in March that the queen of all things Lesbian Chic would finally follow in every other bored starlet’s wobbly footsteps and design a clothing line. And, being the non-traditionalist that she is, Lohan intended on sticking to leggings. Which made sense, considering the practical usage of leggings when taking a walk of shame, in need of a secure and moisture-proof hiding place for substances, and stretching out one’s legs while passed out in SUVs. And leave it to Lindsay to turn the otherwise boring piece of clothing into a racy collection of pieces custom-made for any girl looking for a comfy place to rest her knees mid-blow job. Not to mention a surefire way to slip on a pair of “ankle gloves” and alert every male within 30 miles just how eager you are to spread said ankles: More »

12:05 PM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Molly Friedman
12,595 views, 11 comments

Latest by friendslikeJimRome: Laugh if you want, but I'm buying a bottle of champagne for any female who shows up at a club with "Mr President leggings". more »

girls girls girls

Why Lindsay Lohan Is To Blame For Miley Cyrus' Latest Nude Photo Scandal

Another day, another provocative pictorial series starring a scantily clad Miley Cyrus. The latest batch of photos featuring the 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staging her own personal Playboy Jr. shoot for boyfriend Nick Jonas has surfaced online, thanks to a hacker who claims he got a hold of everything on Miley’s iPhone. We’ve already seen Miley’s makeout sessions with various girls and boys, eating her clothes off and, of course, daringly flashing her bare back in Vanity Fair. But now we have the (uncomfortable) pleasure of seeing the then-14 year old showering in a wet t-shirt, photographing her widely seen midriff and, in a highly anticipated step closer to actual kiddie porn, totally topless. And judging by Miley’s posing style, stances, and familiar Blow A Kiss act, this is not a matter of kids growin’ up so fast these days. If you’re looking to point fingers, look no further than original self-produced porn star Lindsay Lohan: More »

10:25 AM on Mon Jul 14 2008
By Molly Friedman
12,047 views, 12 comments

Latest by kylo4: This is what happens to all of them. Then they are replaced and parents will buy the next star's product (who Disney is already preparing). It was Hilary Duff as Lizzie McGuire first, than she became 20 and it was more »

Lesbian Chic

Oh Joyous Day! Celebrate Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's 4 Month Anniversary With Us

While you're celebrating another Friday with Irish car bombs, smokes, and An Actor's Guide to Manorexia (or tequila, for those of you who aren't Colin Farrell), perhaps you don't realize we all have a much bigger reason to celebrate today – it's Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's four month anniversary! As with all immature 15-year-olds, these two lovebirds are professing their love via text message. But words alone will never portray true love (suck it, Shakespeare), they need the stuff! So kick back with a bottle of Cuervo, and allow us to present our Top 10 Gift Ideas for this adorably new couple! More »

6:25 PM on Fri Jul 11 2008
By Regan
4,925 views, 6 comments

Latest by n/a: @BAngieB: True. But I think the four months might be dating from some landmark for them (when they became exclusive/U-Hauled/became a Facebook couple, whatevs) you know how us homos are with our labels. Either way, cheers LiRon (SamLo?)! Here's to four more »

a call to the bullpen

Fiddlesticks, They Never Have What I Want!

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this time it's serious

Now That Diamond Rings Are Involved, Lohan / Ronson Romance Takes New Life

As the Daily Mirror reported yesterday, Lindsay Lohan's personal assistant/roommate/rough sex partner Samantha Ronson decided to give her bestest girlfriend one highly suggestive 22nd birthday gift: a Cartier diamond ring worth close to $22k. As these pictures show (closer look after the jump), Ronson picked up the pricey bauble on a sunny shopping trip with Lindsay over the weekend, and Lohan didn't waste any time slipping the ring on the one finger where rings mean anything — the treacherous inch of skin on a girl's left hand traditionally reserved for engagement gems. But this isn't the first time Lindsay and Sam have projected their love via hand decor, and judging by the way this couple handled their first Promise Ring engagement, we're worried Sam doesn't know what we do: sentimental jewelry is not the way to Lindsay's (still intact!) heart... More »

6:20 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Molly Friedman
5,919 views, 12 comments

Latest by Oxycontinmoron: @Tiger_Tanaka: Good idea. With the advent of Pro Tools and Pioneer's CDJ-1000, everyone and their little sister is a DJ. more »

fame games

When Glossies Attack: Blake Lively Latest Victim Of Airbrushing Whack Jobs

Blake Lively's people are throwing a hissy fit over the Gossip Girl star's cover shot on this month's Seventeen. And before assuming this is just another case of some publicist overreacting and getting their La Perlas in a twist over nothing, one quick look at the cover in question actually makes us side with the flack this time. Lively's gone out of her way recently to make sure no one confuses her with Paris Hilton, but her puffy eyes, hollow cheekbones and vampire chompers on the Seventeen cover aren't helping her case. Which begs the question: why is it so hard for a magazine to shoot a decent celebrity cover? Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker are all recent victims of the same unflattering cover treatments, and all kinds of oddly unglamorous shots have hit newsstands for years. More »

1:35 PM on Tue Jul 8 2008
By Molly Friedman
17,124 views, 24 comments

Latest by n/a: @Calraigh: I saw that TV Guide and thought "X Files? So who's the chick?" I'm still not convinced that's Gillian Anderson. The only evidence is that she's in a photograph with Agent Mulder and a headline that references X Files. more »

a call to the bullpen

Photogs Finally Carpooling To Follow Lindsay Lohan Around

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The Clip Show

The Lost Boy


· Corey Haim spent an entire segment of The Two Coreys surfing the Defamer comment section and walked away emotionally damaged. But darker days are looming ahead.
· Angelina Jolie gave birth to the Chosen Twins! No wait, it was just another false alarm.
· McLovin and some starlets, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes some little McLovins in a baby carriage! But wait, watch out for that lightning storm!
· Madonna's frosty marriage to Guy Ritchie came thisclose to breaking down this week when reports surfaced that she's been fielding grounders from New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez. And Lenny Kravitz has something to do with it.
· Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. But don't fret! There's a Friends movie on the way (maybe).
· We wished the happiest of happy birthdays to Lindsay Lohan and Tom Cruise.
· We busted out our long lost graphing calculator and got all scientific on your asses by examining the comedic rise and fall of Mike Myers.
· Nude Nicole Kidman vs. the fully clothed Katie Holmes proved to be an uneven fight.
· Fanboys from sea to shining sea creamed their collective jeans when Megan Fox dumped Brian Austin Green. Brett Ratner called dibs and already has some erotic literature ready for their first date.
· Denise Richards carefully explained to her 13-year-old nephew exactly what a threesome is.
· At long last, anal lubricant got the recognition it so justly deserves.

And with that, we are out. Have a happy and safe Fourth Of July, we'll see you on Monday!

5:45 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Mark Graham
3,914 views, Comment

conversion

Shockingly, Rumer Willis Fails To Seduce Chace Crawford

When a girl's starting to doubt her sex appeal, after a foray into acting that has thus far earned her parts as a back brace-wearing nerd and the part of "Smoking Girl" in something called Whore, there is no better way to regain confidence and prove just how fine you are than nailing a gay actor (allegedly). And that's just the challenge Rumer Willis set up for herself during a recent night out. According to the NY Post, the rising starlet and failed auditonee of Lindsay Lohan's lesbian love lottery spotted boy band groupie Chace Crawford at a birthday party and tried every boy toy magnet trick she could think of in an extensively planned and bitterly fought campaign to pull off the rarely accomplished task of getting him to switch teams. More »

12:20 PM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By Molly Friedman
6,064 views, 8 comments

Latest by n/a: I don't see what the problem is, Chace. She may be a bio woman, but that face is all man. An ugly man, but a man just the same. more »

Lesbian Chic

Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together

America isn't the only one having a birthday this week. Last night, Lindsay Lohan — everyone's favorite freckle-faced, raspy-voiced, psychologically-damaged, naked-picture-taking, gossip-column-filling, potential-half-sister-having, secretly-lesbian actress — turned 22 years old. It's truly mind boggling to imagine she's that young. Lohan's got so many miles of bad road behind her that I pegged her for at least 35. But no, 22— only one year past the legal drinking age which she's certainly never adhered to. So, how did Linds celebrate this momentous occasion? By throwing an 80's-prom-themed bash at Teddy's in the Roosevelt Hotel, of course. Check in after the jump for more party deets than you can shake a stick at. More »

9:50 AM on Thu Jul 3 2008
By nickm
6,109 views, 21 comments

Latest by crankymediaguy: For a moment there, I wasn't sure if that was Lindsay or Dina. 22? Yeah, in dog years. more »

a call to the bullpen

What Was My Original Hair Color Anyway?

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a call to the bullpen

Hey, I'm In The New Lindsay Lohan Movie, Too

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who's your daddy? no, really, who is it?

First Photos Of Lindsay Lohan's Newest Enemy (And Possible Half-Sister) Emerge

A brief refresher course in what's currently going on in the wild world of the Lohans: Lindsay's dad, Michael, apparently banged some woman when he was separated from Lindsay's mom. The lady he banged had a child. Yesterday, Michael took a paternity test to see if the child is his. We're still waiting on that verdict, but stop the presses ... OK! Magazine has the first photos of Lindsay's potential half-sister Ashley! More »

1:20 PM on Tue Jul 1 2008
By nickm
2,528 views, 11 comments

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