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How To Get The Olsen Twins Into Bed
After attending a New York movie screening with rumored new boyfriend Justin Bartha last night, it appears that Ashley Olsen is about to finally make her new relationship public. And after years of tracking the Olsen Twins, we have to admit that we are more than a bit mystified by how these two ended up as a couple. The deliciously handsome actor, sort of memorable from National Treasure (for those of you bold enough to admit you’ve seen it), is about to become far more memorable after appearing opposite Catherine Zeta-Jones in next year’s The Rebound. But more on
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The Secret To Looking As 'Fit' As Gwyneth And Beyonce? Starve Yourself Silly, Of Course!
Coming in at number two right after Lesbian Chic on the list of 2008's hottest celebrity trends is the slim fast phenomenon sweeping the pounds off Catherine Zeta-Jones’ ass, Britney Spears’ arms, and pretty much every inch of co-starvation partners Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. But of course, when Queen of Female Mind Control Oprah Winfrey puts in her two cents on the dieting front, every housewife and Oprah wannabe begins taking dutiful notes on how exactly she’ll take a few pounds off this time around. And according to a piece in the NY Daily News, Detox is the word. From Gwyneth and Beyonce to Ralph Fiennes and Vince Vaughn, these four varieties of temporary "cleansing" yourself are the current diet du jour. And of course, the question is: does it work? And more importantly, is giving up our nightly vino and succumbing to regular colonics worth looking like a lollipop head? Which celebrities are using which method, and visual evidence of their results, if any, after the jump. More »
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PETA's Nominees For Sexiest Male Vegetarian Could Use Some Meat
Those adorably violent animal lovers over at PETA have temporarily ceased from attacking fur-toting starlets with tomatoes to round up their nominees for this year’s Sexiest Vegetarian award. And judging by the list of potential winners, it seems that granola-loving male celebrities are seriously lacking in the “sexy” department as compared to their female counterparts. Herbivores like Naomi Watts and Natalie Portman are listed among the ladies, whereas guyliner fans, racist talk show hosts and '80s heartthrob-turned-has-beens make up the majority of the male contenders. We take a closer look at the uneven distribution after the jump. More »
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NHL Stars Are Way Less Pussy Than Their Hollywood Counterparts
We honestly thought there was no way we'd be able to shoehorn a reference to the NHL playoffs—and, more specifically, a tuque-tip to our beloved Habs, who dismembered the Bruins 5-0 Monday, inciting one of many dépanneur-looting riots to come—in this space. But that was before we came across this beyond-inspired gallery at SI.com, placing some of the lesser-known faces under the helmets alongside their celebrity doppelgangers. The effect, in certain instances, is nothing short of astonishing, introducing a whole new audience to the likes of Sharks goalie Evgeni "Chino" Nabokov, and Penguins center Sidney "Stick in a Box" Crosby.
[Photo Credits: Getty Images]
- NHL players resembling entertainers [sportsillustrated.cnn.com via ONTD]
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'Chapter 27' To Give Us More Jared Leto To Love
Multi-hyphenate talent Jared Leto posed for a spread in Purple Fashion Magazine during what biographers will one day refer to as his influential Porker Period, when the doe-eyed pretty boy sacrificed all sense of vanity in the name of accurately capturing John Lennon's assassin in the Mark David Chapman biopic, Chapter 27. The results of those Fruit-of-the-Loom'd photographic sessions—as well as some shots of the remarkable transformation back to his emaciated self six months later—have found their way onto the web, and we delight in passing them along to you. After you absorb the initial shock, we think you'll find all the depth and fragility in those dreamy blue eyes to which you are accustomed, even if your enjoyment of listening to 30 Second From Mars is now forever tainted by the mental picture of their lead singer losing some of his most inspired lyrics by accidentally wiping Sloppy Joe off his chin with the napkin he wrote them on. More »
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Short Ends: Jared Leto Would Like The World To Know He Is 'As Gay As A Goose'
· In an instant message interview with AOL Music today, Jared Leto announced to the world he's as "gay as a goose." He wisely waited until his fatty period was over, avoiding an embarrassing rejection by his new adoptive people.· In further goose news, if you haven't seen this moment from last night's American Idol finale, in which one of their creepiest early rejects gets the panty-pooping shock of his life when Clay Aiken (who appears to have found a new best friend in Garnier Nutrisse) joins him on stage, well...you must. You simply must. And while we're at it, here's Kevin Covais, who's probably getting more puthy than you ever thought potthible, warbling through a Bacharach classic.
· And in even further goose news, we proudly present the following comic book movie headlines: "Superman' Director Bryan Singer Relates To Outcast Hero," and "The 'X-Men' come out."
· Our grandmother is a sexier, more coordinated dancer than Paris Hilton. Oh, and there's a nipple slip in there, which would really thrill and titillate us if we hadn't already been introduced to her clitoris on multiple occasions.
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Celebrity Rockers Even Suck At Making Rock Star Demands
The Smoking Gun reprints the production riders for several celebrity rock bands, detailing their (frankly boring) backstage catering needs: Everything from His Royal Whoaness Keanu Reeves' very wholesome Dogstar demands ("1 large pot of hot soup (vegetable or chicken)"), Jared Leto's fat-making tricks of the trade ("Take-out food for ten (10) people...Taco Bell, pizza are fine."), and manorexia survivor Dennis Quaid's calorie-deficient suggestions for his band The Sharks ("Assorted Herbal Teas...Hot Water..."). We were shocked, however, to read that the Steven Seagal Band rider requested "36 cans of Red Bull." If Seagal can't force his own band to enjoy the peppy refreshment of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, how can he expect any of us to become loyal customers of his own branded energy beverage? More »
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jaywalking Aaron Sorkin Fascinated By Posters
Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you overheard Winona Ryder confide in a Barneys salesperson about her addiction to doing laundry. More »
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Jared Leto Gets Fat For His Craft
When we originally noted that Jared Leto would be playing Mark David Chapman opposite Lindsay Lohan in the upcoming Chapter 27, we figured the chunky Catcher in the Rye-obsessed John Lennon murderer would simply be rewritten as an irresistibly dreamy-eyed, aspiring rock star. But as evidenced in the above set photographs, Leto has clearly taken a cue from George Clooney's bloated and bearded Syriana performance and subsequent Golden Globe win, and has decided to gorge away his gorgeousness into his latest incarnation: Chubby, Oscar-shot Leto. It's admirable that Leto feels his new found flab could add up to industry credibility, though someone should really point out to him that blank-faced, stilted line readings really don't seem any less blank-faced or stilted when delivered from under 30 additional pounds of blubber. More »
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Leto Leaves Lohan Fastlane For Simple Hard Rock Life
It was to be the next great Hollywood romantic pairing our generation's Burton and Taylor, their tempestuous, larger-than-life passion bubbling over into unforgettable on-screen performances in historical epics. They were supposed to get married to each other possibly more than once! No more: fire-eyed demon of temptation, thy name is Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. More »
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To Do: Your Weekend Of Celebrity Worship
Friday· Recent Weather Channel addition Lewis Black ("Why are hurricanes so STUPID!") brings his trademark angry man comedy and accompanying agitated gesticulations to the Wiltern.
· Friday Night Music: The Dandy Warhols at the Avalon, Shout Out Louds and the Sun at the Troubadour, and, of course, Old 97s at the El Rey.
· Because movie screenings are always more enjoyable with celebrity involvement, Alec Baldwin introduces Gus Van Sant's Elephant at the Skirball Center.
Saturday
· As part of their ongoing series, New And Creative Ways To Make Use Of Space Wasted On The Dead, the Hollywood Forever Cemetery is hosting a round of "Tombstone Hold 'Em," which we're not even going to attempt to explain in this space.
· Saturday Night Music: The Prix play the Echo, and Dios Malos are at the El Rey.
· Mayday films hosts a competition of 15 short films, all made in 24 hours and all titled Yellow Hammer, giving the filmmakers two things to blame if their movie doesn't meet box office expectations.
Sunday
· It's like celebrity band Christmas! Juliette & the Licks are at the Troubadour, while the future Mr. Lindsay Lohan (Jared Leto) appears with his fancily-websited band 30 Seconds to Mars at the Sunset Virgin Megastore.
· Press photographer James Nachtwey reflects on what it means to be a press photographer at On Being a Press Photographer at the Getty Center.
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Lindsay Lohan Ready For First Doomed Marriage
Lindsay Lohan may have decided the time has come to put down the mirror and cleverly fashioned dollar-straw and settle down for her first marriage, finding her Mr. Temporarily-Forever in the blank-faced, boylicious embrace of current beau, Jared Leto: More »
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