poltergeist commented on Kiefer OffTheMarketWatch.

"@Desk_hack: I'll be in the LF Wednesday and I'll be on the look for him."

poltergeist commented on Nicole Kidman Latest To Join The Pregnant Celebrity Belly-Baring Club

"@TheStarterWife: Lot's of things get bigger...boobs, belly's and sometimes even your feet."

poltergeist commented on Suri Cruise's Favorite Things: Toxic Bottles, Boys Named Brooklyn And High-Kicking Has-Beens

"@SanFranBetsu: I did miss it and now that I briefly looked at the link I'm glad I did."

poltergeist commented on Suri Cruise's Favorite Things: Toxic Bottles, Boys Named Brooklyn And High-Kicking Has-Beens

"Why does that child still have a bottle?"

poltergeist commented on A Farewell To Grazerhead

"Farewell Grazerhead and Mark."

poltergeist commented on The One Where The Editor Says It's Time To Move On

"I'm so sad."

poltergeist commented on Second Exclusive Claims Insider Knowledge Of Angelina Jolie's Super-Secret Twins Pregnancy

"Peter and Gabriel because her publicist said Jesus and Allah were too much even for her."

poltergeist commented on Nauseated Critics Reveal That 'Rambo' Is Every Bit As Stomach-Churningly Violent As We've Dared To Dream

"Mark, can we get Molly to go with you so that there are pictures of you in your bandoliered glory?"

poltergeist commented on Kathy Griffin: Your Luxury Queerliner Sky Hostess

"@OldTowneTavern: I hope she takes her Mom, that would be funny."

poltergeist commented on Only One More Weekend In The Pokey For Kiefer!

"Is the Defamer RV still parked nearby?"

poltergeist commented on Katherine Heigl Tells Reporter To Butt Out

"The strike needs to end so that she goes back on set and we don't have to read about her anymore."

poltergeist commented on The New And Improved Defamer Comments: Friends, Followers And Fun Features

"@MartyPants: Kiefer has been spending alot of time in Beverly Hills of late."

poltergeist commented on Unanswered Questions Of the Lohan DUI Arrest

" I hope she gets the same Judge that Paris did."

poltergeist commented on The Beckhams' Arrival Just Another Reason To Hate LAX

" @konawahine: Kiefer has been stateside for about a week."

poltergeist commented on Phyllis Diller's Manager Assures Us Her Back Injury Is The Real Deal

" Mark, are you feeling spanked?"