nick_r commented on Brad Pitt To Bleeding Paparazzo: 'If You Want War, You Will Get It'

"Malibu is Gotham, and the paps are the Joker."

nick_r commented on Creamer-Duty-Shirking Assistant's Firing Plays Out In Facebook Updates

"@metroville: I agree with you, except I'd replace "just beneath" with "right on top of"."

nick_r commented on Resolution No. 4: George Lucas Sentenced to Prison For Continuing Rape of 'Star Wars' Franchise

"The..."

nick_r commented on Apple Doesn't Know How To Handle The MobileMe Crisis

"Yep, MobileMe refused to sync to my Mac for the first two weeks, and tech support responded only in the form of useless bots."

nick_r commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@Deslander: Dude. Islands? If you're going to try to scare people away from FO so you don't have to wait in line, at least make your argument plausible."

nick_r commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@Fama Est: Well, Defamer is no longer written by (mostly) Angelenos."

nick_r commented on What's Really Going On With The 'Zack And Miri' NC-17 Rating: A Defamer IM Exchange

"Dudes, you left out the part where Alan Dershowitz gets to pad his Hollywood cred some more by fighting the rating."

nick_r commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@Desk_hack: I know, it's frustrating and turns us all into aggressive beasts."

nick_r commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@Desk_hack: I see the "I hate FO because it's too popular" train is still chugging along as ever."

nick_r commented on Daddy, Do I Really Have to Wait in Line?

"@Scoregasm: You only have to wait for the food."

nick_r commented on 60's Ad: If Your Man Likes The Unexpected, Serve Rice

""Girls, if your husband's cheating on you with that new blonde in the secretarial pool, it's because YOU'RE not serving him rice."

nick_r commented on 20 Tips To Eating Healthy When Dining Out

"@AdvocatesDevil: Yeah, I'm sure it was between "food service" and "Fortune 500 CEO" and they just chose poorly."

nick_r commented on 20 Tips To Eating Healthy When Dining Out

"17."

nick_r commented on Brilliant Film Critic Tragically Mistaken For Pathetic Drunk

"Dissing Ken Turan..."

nick_r commented on The Anti-Joys Of Screen Sex With Julia Roberts

"@StaringatScreen: It's possible he meant her manager."

nick_r commented on The Mystery of the Children's Book Scented Hair Weave

"@Molly McAleer: You get a free pass as long as you preface it with "wicked"."

nick_r commented on The Anti-Joys Of Screen Sex With Julia Roberts

"Gosh, Renee sounds like a dream."

nick_r commented on Diablo Cody and Seth Rogen Late Additions to 'Upstart Screenwriter Clout Day'

"@Huge Tracts of Land: The irony of that comment sorta hits you like a train, doesn't it?"