Sweet Panda Love's Messages

Sweet Panda Love commented on Tom Cruise: 'I Don't Run United Artists; I Just Own It.'

"So that tells us that apparently no one is running UA."

http://defamer.com/5043022/#c7477684 9:48 AM on Aug 28

Sweet Panda Love commented on Woman Alive: Discover A Lovelier You

"I wonder if this is where the Pernice Brothers got the album title from..."

http://jezebel.com/5041533/#c7413951 1:14 PM on Aug 25

Sweet Panda Love commented on Suri Cruise Attempts To Mask Her Contempt For Her Mother's Leggings

"Katie, here's some tips, free of charge...wean your kid off the bottle, and let a nanny carry her out a side door so she can avoid the paparazzi that so clearly terrify her."

http://defamer.com/400685/#c7349989 10:24 AM on Aug 21

Sweet Panda Love commented on The Blind Item Express Makes A Stop In Closeted-Heartthrob Rapesville

"What, am I the only one thinking Tom Cruise?"

http://defamer.com/5038371/#c7285547 12:16 PM on Aug 18

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'You Oughta Know' That Dave Coulier Knows What You Know About Him and Alanis

"Thank god these two never spawned."

http://defamer.com/5037001/#c7228941 12:02 PM on Aug 14

Sweet Panda Love commented on Cruise to Jolie: Have My Spy Thriller, I Want 'Food Fight'

"Tom Cruise and comedy?"

http://defamer.com/5036045/#c7182692 11:04 AM on Aug 12

Sweet Panda Love commented on Help Us Cast The Subway Sandwich 911-Caller MOW

"Liv Tyler."

http://defamer.com/5033447/#c7065600 2:59 PM on Aug 5

Sweet Panda Love commented on Don Tom Cruise Named as Godfather in Landmark Racketeering Case Against Scientology

"RICO...suave."

http://defamer.com/5031484/#c6983175 11:01 AM on Jul 31

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'Harry Potter' Meets Scariest Foe Yet In Cuter, Younger Half-Blood Conjurer

"Albus, baby - love the polka dotted scarf."

http://defamer.com/5031036/#c6962799 12:00 PM on Jul 30

Sweet Panda Love commented on 'Flunky' Hero of 'Kung Fu Panda' Apparently Bears No Resemblance to Actual Chinese

"I say this with a heart full of sweet panda love, but pandas are lazy, dull and wouldn't know what to do with their dicks unless the zookeeper showed 'em porn first. Maybe China should work a little harder on making sure their national symbol doesn't go extinct due to habitat loss - which might be embarrassing, y'know - and less time bitching about an animated chubby panda."

http://defamer.com/5030266/#c6938966 10:54 AM on Jul 29

Sweet Panda Love commented on First 'W.' Teaser Paints All-Star Portrait of Happy-Go-Lucky Megalomaniac