ericdsnider commented on OMG! OMG! Britney Spears is

" Britney Spears to open VMAs, legs."

ericdsnider commented on In Search Of Naked Leopard Man

" "Spotted Nutsack" would be a good name for a band."

ericdsnider commented on Fox Throws Hands In The Air, Decides It Has No Choice But To Make 'Dallas' As A Comedy

" Travolta's head is so big he'll have to wear a 15-gallon hat."

ericdsnider commented on Mysterious, Nonsense-Talking Surf Town Stranger May Have Just Been Hammered

" I guess Jake is the stable one in that relationship."

ericdsnider commented on Reasons You Don't Want Jerry Lewis Delivering Your Eulogy

" Another reason you don't want Jerry Lewis delivering your eulogy: It means Jerry Lewis somehow outlived you."

ericdsnider commented on Waiver Lists All The Terrible Things That Could Possibly Happen To A 'Kids Nation' Contestant

" OK, OK."

ericdsnider commented on Waiver Lists All The Terrible Things That Could Possibly Happen To A 'Kids Nation' Contestant

" This is the same waiver Britney has to sign every time the kids go to K-Fed's house."

ericdsnider commented on "The only item Limato, who

" Does anyone else always read the word "malefactors" as "male factors"?"

ericdsnider commented on Fellow celebrity SCRAM endorser

" Threehabbing?"

ericdsnider commented on Can't an Evil Development

" Oooh..."

ericdsnider commented on And at the next custody hearing,

" Oh, good."

ericdsnider commented on Japanese Still Leading Lagging American Networks In Reality TV Technology

" And yet I'd rather be a contestant on this show than watch anything hosted by Jeff Foxworthy."

ericdsnider commented on Britney Spears Strikes Again

" When did this happen?"

ericdsnider commented on Study: 'Baby Seacrest' Training Could Produce Smarter Infants Than 'Einstein' Videos

" Why shouldn't babies learn from "American Idol"?"

ericdsnider commented on Fatal Dog Mauling At Ving Rhames' House

" I was hoping the article would explain how to tell the difference between Ving Rhames and Michael Clarke Duncan, but no luck."

ericdsnider commented on Scenes From A High-Speed Lindsay Lohan Meltdown

" Do you suppose that's why Lindsay hangs out with black guys, so she'll have someone to blame when she gets arrested?"

ericdsnider commented on The Incredibly True Tale Of The UCLA Girl Who Inherited Paris Hilton's Cellphone Number

" @stew: As opposed to one of those well-known, household-name Globetrotters?"

ericdsnider commented on Mysterious J.J. Abrams Trailer Confounds Audiences Looking For Hard, Michael Bay-Style Answers

" I think we're forgetting something important here: As good as the trailer might be, no movie released in January has ever been any good."