drewheyman commented on To Watch Tonight

"the one on the left is over 6' tall right?"

drewheyman commented on Ten Yards Of Awkwardness With Chris Cooley

"While I appreciate the Kauffman-esque setup and delivery, i think some Monte Pythonification of the questions, knowing the answer ahead of time, would have sent it 100% over the top. like:"what did your new wife say when she noticed the colt brennan pube hair in your teeth?" And"what did you say that night in Mexico when the cops asked you what you were doing with the skin diving suit with the bottom cut out and the rampant wildebeest?" and "is what i am doing here considered a post?""

drewheyman commented on Silicon Valley thieves sawing catalytic converters off cars

"looks like someone is working hard to pay their mortgage on their rapidly decreasing in value home!"

drewheyman commented on The Chicago Sun-Times Won't Even Attempt To Contain Its Excitement

"apparently they were happy to get a phone call to their newspaper."

drewheyman commented on UCLA Calls Out USC in Full-Page Los Angeles Times Ad

"Thank god he's not pointing at me."

drewheyman commented on 2008 Infiniti G37S, Part Two

"@jbownsabmw: i was just touching on a weird truism for an auto-obsessed site half filled with readers who hate cars. @om nom de plume: but if the person who posted "Blah blah blah Nastia Luikin joke blah blah" & "I'll support that motion." wants to question my contribution, then fine i'll back away."

drewheyman commented on 2008 Infiniti G37S, Part Two

"@jbownsabmw: don't spend much time around Jalopnik do you?"

drewheyman commented on Are You Not Entertained? Stanford Offers Money-Back Guarantee On Football Tickets

"Maybe the Stanford business school isn't as great as advertised. Total enrollment of about 14,000."

drewheyman commented on Morning Blogdome: Lindsay Lohan Has Impeccable Taste In Quarterbacks

"@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Maybe he's in the process of getting work done to be the Material Girl."

drewheyman commented on Morning Blogdome: Lindsay Lohan Has Impeccable Taste In Quarterbacks

"@the_h_is_o: it'll be twirling a cane."

drewheyman commented on Matt Leinart Just Can't Figure This NFL Quarterback Thing Out Quite Yet

"Leinart is a fine leader - he leads girls to beer bongs and convinces them to take them down. He's just got to apply that knowledge to the football field."

drewheyman commented on No White Person Has Ever Broken 10 Seconds in the 100 Meters

"@randomsausage: I think the Olympic diving would be better if it was played like HORSE."

drewheyman commented on New York Falls to Third in Nation for Millionaires

"@Hockeymom: There are only 1 million households in the US with more than $5 million bucks. @pantsonfireliarliar: Yep."

drewheyman commented on What Defines A Bad Driver?

"don't care about cell phones or eating a taco - if you can drive and do it then fine."

drewheyman commented on U of M Survey Contradicts Others, Claims Fewer Buyers Satisfied With Detroit Automakers

"@LucidRalphWiley: the point spread doesn't really matter much in and of itself, what matters is the standard deviation. The median is 82, which is Nissan, and the spread is 3 percentage points, so everything between Chevrolet on the low end and Saturn on the high end count as average or median."

drewheyman commented on Suburban Dallas Homeowners Association Won't Allow F-150 In Driveway, Welcomes Chevy Avalanche

"@guruscotty: Don't be too rough on him; he's right when he says he feels it is its own country."