Panqueque commented on Jamie Foxx Already Preparing Next Oscar Speech

" Ok, I guess I'll keep HBO after all."

Panqueque commented on HBO Gives Up On 'John From Cincinnatti' After Just One Inscrutable Season

" I may give up on HBO completely if they cut Conchords-- Big Love and Entourage have been sucking lately (except for the Defamer reference last Sunday, but even that was half-assed)."

Panqueque commented on Star Jones Finally Admits That Her Stomach Is Not Naturally The Size Of A Walnut

" Can you write all of Rosie's haikus?"

Panqueque commented on An Update About Our Feelings On The Nicole Richie Sentencing

" She'll be so pissed that the artist made her fat."

Panqueque commented on Keanu Reeves Feigns Interest In High-Concept Movie Pitch

" Yay!"

Panqueque commented on Lindsay Lohan: Those Drugs In My Pants Weren't Mine

" Well she does steal clothes so maybe they really weren't her pants."

Panqueque commented on The Entourage crew is really

" Where is the mention of the Brian Grazer cameo in last night's episode? Admittedly he was filmed at such a distance it was difficult to tell it was really him (although I probably have a distorted idea of how big his head really is thanks to Defamer)."

Panqueque commented on Michelle Rodriguez's Multi-Cultural Clothing Line Temporarily Fills The Career Void

" Before long, shoppers will be clamoring to get their hands on one of the looks inspired by Rodriguez's many travels, torn over which of the wife-beaters bearing the bedazzled Ishkedadda mantra words of "ETHNIC," "WORLD," and "ENVIRONMENT" best suits their socially conscious personality. heeeeeeeeeeh!"

Panqueque commented on Miss NJ Reveals Controversially Tame Facebook Photos To Matt Lauer

" Also, I feel a mix of pride and embarrassment to find out that I'm a more prolific exhibitionist than Miss New Jersey."

Panqueque commented on Miss NJ Reveals Controversially Tame Facebook Photos To Matt Lauer

" Really?"

Panqueque commented on The Incredibly True Tale Of The UCLA Girl Who Inherited Paris Hilton's Cellphone Number

" That Lindsay Lohan/Jason Lewis thing is one of my favorite stories ever."

Panqueque commented on Crazy-Ass Things Britney Spears Has Recently Hand-Delivered To Her Enemies

" Aw, they changed it."

Panqueque commented on Line Between Real Burbank And Fictional Springfield Convenience Stores Blurred

" @OneWag: nuqjatlh?"

Panqueque commented on Inevitable 'Sex and the City: The Movie' Finally Becoming A Reality

" @monkeyrotica: ::cough:: There is a Mannequin II-- it's called Mannequin: On the Move."

Panqueque commented on Getting To Know Your Ascendant Box Office Superstars

" @BoHan: Whoa."

Panqueque commented on Moviegoers Find Rats In A Restaurant Surprisingly Delicious

" You know, I didn't get Ratatouille until I saw Sicko-- it's set in France because having a sewer rat pepare your food is a lot cuter if you actually have decent health insurance."

Panqueque commented on Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion

" @BabylonSister: Aww..."

Panqueque commented on A Mighty Kerfluffle

" @Handsy_Labeouf: I vote for bringing back the Blind Item Guessing game too."