Get Euphemistic! commented on The One Where The Editor Says It's Time To Move On

"Wtf, Mark -- you've absolutely made Defamer for me for the last three years."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Owen Wilson Apparently Not Ready To Answer The Owen Wilson Question Either

"Man, that was depressing."

Get Euphemistic! commented on The Phantom Strikes!

"Worst."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Britney's Best Buy Experience Rendered Less So By Paparazzi

"Pretty sure that Justin Long's ladyfriend is also an actress, albeit not as recognizable as he is."

Get Euphemistic! commented on On Leaving Britney Alone

" I loved his "If you want to get to Brit-Brit, you're gonna have to get through ME" tangent."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Idolator Goes Deep Into The Emo Fan Fiction Underground

" *FLAILING* Never dug disco, but ...fuh-what?"

Get Euphemistic! commented on 'The Pick Up Artist' Finally Offends Our Delicate, Female Sensibilities

" Waitwaitwait."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Brokeback Brian

" It really was funny in the car, Brian."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Liner Notes: Cat Power Totally Sticks It To That Band Of Horses

" Wow, that's pretty awesome that Cat Power beat out nine other releases from such finalists as ...herself."

Get Euphemistic! commented on The Obligatory 'Sopranos' Finale Post

" David Chase probably is a douchebag, but I loved how they handled the last ten minutes."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Greenman V. Rogen: The Battle Of 'Superbad'

" I have an email from the designer of Superbad.com (one of my first favorite websites) that's almost ten years old."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Cloris Leachman Stunned To Learn She Won't Play Frau Blucher (Whinny) In 'Frankenstein' Musical

" Cloris Leachman told me my arms were fat a couple of months ago."

Get Euphemistic! commented on Annals Of Above-The-Title Typos: Jody Foster In 'The Brave One'

" What if I told you that Warner Bros."