bitchybitch commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Does Not Want To Talk About Sex, Baby

"I mean to stop telling her about their sex life."

bitchybitch commented on Sarah Jessica Parker Does Not Want To Talk About Sex, Baby

"This is just her passive aggressive way of getting everyone she ever meets to tell her about their sex life."

bitchybitch commented on Ben Stiller's Ever-Changing Hair Color Makes Us Wonder What Decade He Thinks He's In

"Why is it that women can dye their hair until they're 90 years old and no one says anything, but when a man does it, it's worth criticizing?"

bitchybitch commented on The Last Days of Chris Farley

"He had some great moments in Tommy Boy."

bitchybitch commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney

"Sorry, I meant...."Thank god you're not a biological woman." Because some of you are more woman than I am."

bitchybitch commented on Jamie Lynn Spears Figures Out How To Distance Herself From Britney

"The trouble with a site full of hilarious gay guys is that no one knows the inner workings of pregnancy."

bitchybitch commented on Checking Back With The Cast Of 'Celebrity Rehab': No Deaths, And Some Sober Success Stories!

"@gladys_kravitz: Dr."

bitchybitch commented on Madonna's Most Explicit Album Cover Yet Comes On The Eve Of Her 50th Birthday

"Let me once again pull out my stock Madonna line: "Her Rabbi must be so proud.""

bitchybitch commented on Trannies, Hot Messes, And Ferocity: 'SNL' Does 'Runway'

"Don't bore Nina."

bitchybitch commented on British Press Continues Its Assault Against Celebrity Body Parts, Sinks Its Claws Into 'Bat Face'

"Nicole probably thinks if her lips are big no one will notice that her face looks swollen from pregnancy."