VoicefromAfar commented on Correcting the record on

" Whatever happened to the days when "Starletts" were just skanky ho's who got passed from studio head to leading man to next in line like a doob at a Dead show."

VoicefromAfar commented on Here We Go Again: Linday Lohan Arrested For DUI, Cocaine Possession

" @Greasy Thumb Guzik: I believe I called heroin od before her 25th birthday"

VoicefromAfar commented on The Beckhams' Hollywood Besties Welcome Them To America

" I assumed they were already."

VoicefromAfar commented on The Beckhams' Hollywood Besties Welcome Them To America

" Chalk up two more souls for the Xenu crowd."

VoicefromAfar commented on How Bad Did Jon Lovitz Really Beat Andy Dick?

" You're all makin' be Belus...ie"

VoicefromAfar commented on ABC Hits 'Cavemen' Pilot With Jagged Rock, Grunts At It To 'Be Funny Now'

" Picture this!"

VoicefromAfar commented on What Does The Hilton Hotels Sale Mean For Paris?

" Holy shit, I actually read Tubby's ramblings, besides being a bit dumber for it, I now know which of the Hilton's rode the "Special Bus" to boarding school."

VoicefromAfar commented on Eva Longoria Tempted By Hunger For Magnums

" @sanfranbetsu:I have a feeling she's a swallower."

VoicefromAfar commented on Our Enthusiasm For Elective Plastic Surgery May Be Getting Out Of Hand

" First CNN, Now this....What's next; Salma Hayek is pregnant?"

VoicefromAfar commented on 'Access Hollywood' Exposes The Truth About Paris Hilton And Drugs

" Apparently Elliot didn't tell her she was doing drugs."

VoicefromAfar commented on Paris Hilton Barely Survives Brutal Larry King Interrogation

" legal pads are so HOT!"