Victor Ward commented on Sam Rockwell's Dance Party!

"Justin Theroux's going to be so jealous."

Victor Ward commented on Kate Winslet Oscar Bait Doubles Overnight as Weinsteins Bump Up 'The Reader'

"So, is Kate Winslet playing Michael Caine?"

Victor Ward commented on Matthew McConaughey's Mom Recalls The Time His Father Expired Inside Her

"It must have been something she said."

Victor Ward commented on Haley Joel Osment Learns 'F' Word in Preparation for Upcoming Broadway Debut

"It's weird that I thought the Jerry Maguire kid would have grown up to be the ugly one. I guess you just never know these things."

Victor Ward commented on In the Name of the Sisterhood, Blake Lively Forgives America Ferrera Her Eye-Roll

"I didn't realize that there was anything a celebrity could do to make me like them more than to work on a tv show about fashion, but America has found a way."

Victor Ward commented on Blind Item Poll: What Hunky Mystery Liquid Raped Kiefer's Pants?

"To avoid a situation like this, always wear underwear after having a one night stand and rushing out while he or she is in the bathroom washing up, kids."

Victor Ward commented on Playboy Michael Phelps's New Home Equipped With Olympic-Sized Dating Pool

"I guess I'm the only person on Earth who thinks he just looks like a skinny Andre the Giant."

Victor Ward commented on Bunnies, Rockers and Longshots Fight Death at Congested Multiplex

"NPR gave Hamlet 2 a good review, and, since I get all of my opinions from them, I'll have to go see it."

Victor Ward commented on Make Contractually Obligated Love To TV Guide's List of the 'Most Annoying TV Couples'

"Jack and Kate?"

Victor Ward commented on The Horse Actorer. We think

"I'd like to master his horse."

Victor Ward commented on And Just Like That, The Makeover Is Over

"I think Lindsay would prefer keeping Ronson just the way she is - as the only person who can distract you from just how badly Lindsay herself is dressed."

Victor Ward commented on So Really, Which Actor Raped His Gay Lover?

"@NickGlass: Don't forget Velvet Goldmine."

Victor Ward commented on Ryan Seacrest, Poster Boy For The New Breed Of Mogulsexual

"I still don't get it; he just reminds me of a moonscape."

Victor Ward commented on Matt Damon Makes A Convincing First Lady In New Awareness Ad

"Oh, he looks good again."