SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Au Revoir, Simone!

"(shaking fist skyward) DENNNNTONNNNNNNNN!!!"

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Hasselbeck Not Leaving 'The View' Until She Adorns Her Living Room Wall With Four Bloody Scalps

"That photo is so emblematic of Hasselblecch - blank, vacant look and yakking cakehole WIDE open ."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Paul Newman, Academy Award Winner, Dead At 83

"It's a sad day, but on this day, which is also my first anniversary of moving to New Orleans - I prefer to think of him as full of life as he was in portraying Earl K."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on 'Short Ends?' That's What She Said!

"Krinkle Bearcat Palin here in the Mooseketeer Roll Call!!! (I'm embarrassed to say I like that name too)"

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Jon Hamm Disses 'Crazy Showbiz Guy' Regis Philbin

"@Mr."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Vote Now For 'Oprah Winfrey Ryan' and 8 Other Celebrity Baby Names of the Future

"Brian Austin-Green Ryan"

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Meg Ryan Is Sure About 'The Women', Refuses Anti-Perspirant

"@Mysterious Utility Bento: That was at Katz's Deli - but otherwise, you're exactly correct ."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Hollywood Treats Labor Day Moviegoers to Festive Abundance Of Crap

"Wow."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Roger Ebert Gives Jay Mariotti A Strategically Placed Thumb On His Way Out The Door

"Roger's got more brains, writing ability and personal courage in just one of his thumbs than Mariotti's got in his whole asshat ego (which is much more sizable than his actual corporeal being) ."

SugartitsMcFirecrotch commented on Haley Joel Osment Learns 'F' Word in Preparation for Upcoming Broadway Debut

"@LLH: Hey, the more hair you lose - the more head you get."