StevieRayHalen's Messages

StevieRayHalen commented on Anna Nicole's Ex Buys Lingerie for Their One-Year-Old Daughter, A Nation Squirms

"look at my meal ticket-isn't she cute.... I mean I normally don't like babies, and the way they smell, but my friend Clay says bein' a daddy's GREAT!!!!"

http://defamer.com/5018979/#c6348444 11:04 PM on Jun 23

StevieRayHalen commented on Guttenberg's Got Five Reasons Why The 'Police Academy' Movies Rule

"@Fama Est: Wasn't he some gay porn star?"

http://defamer.com/396531/#c6299076 11:31 PM on Jun 19

StevieRayHalen commented on Despite Best Efforts Of Stacey Dash, 'Celebrity Circus' Lacking Spirit Of Circusness

"S.Dash has been and continues to be, one of the hottest women in Hollywood."

http://defamer.com/5015966/#c6181448 10:28 PM on Jun 12

StevieRayHalen commented on Man, Those MTV Movie Awards Sure Were A Bummer

"@Losin_it: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAahahhahahhaa ahahhahahahhahahahahahhhaa. awesome."

http://defamer.com/394856/#c6040222 1:11 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on If Kate Wants Somebody Who Rides A Bike, Hell, I'll Ride A Bike

"isn't that ellen riding that bike?@gwendolyn: "mmm my tongue is still burnt from that extra hot starbucks, I'm not wearing a helmet, maybe if I just aim for the tree I will crash headfirst and die."

http://defamer.com/394652/#c6040213 1:09 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on Gwyneth Paltrow 'Owes It To Humanity' To Spawn Again

""I still had hair from when my father was alive."

http://defamer.com/5013100/#c6040194 1:04 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on Defiant Werner Herzog to Defamer: 'Who is Abel Ferrara?'

"@pureblarney: @Kois: @Splendid: agreed."

http://defamer.com/395038/#c6040112 12:43 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on 'Moment Of Truth' Still Chugging Along, Destroying Lives Wherever It Can

"This show is amazing...Ly bad."

http://defamer.com/5013202/#c6040068 12:32 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on In Honor Of Ryan Seacrest's 'Momma's Boys,' We Salute Hollywood's Greatest Oedipal Wrecks

""Justin, don't be mad I banged your mom... she's hot, and well, at least she's not a BUTTERFACE...""

http://defamer.com/5013156/#c6040041 12:25 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on Help A 'Revenge Of The Nerds' Fan Achieve Darth Climax

"...my jetta's pretty sweet...with 22's and a bumpin' sound system too..."

http://defamer.com/5013253/#c6040018 12:19 AM on Jun 5

StevieRayHalen commented on Denise Richards V. Whoopi Goldberg: Who's More Full Of Shit?

"@wordsmithy: well, i can't offer you a show, but I can give you big hugs. s."

http://defamer.com/5010269/#c5830810 1:27 AM on May 22

StevieRayHalen commented on Shia LaBeouf's Father Enjoying Life In His Son's Garage Just Fine

"my son is 11."

http://defamer.com/5010311/#c5830785 1:20 AM on May 22

StevieRayHalen commented on If We Don't Make Eye Contact, I Won't Have To Sign Their Autograph

"my spidey-sense is telling me this once future king is headed for a great fall. let's give it an Oscar nomination and 5 years. ps. we're talking Fatty Arbuckle proportions here..."

http://defamer.com/392320/#c5830740 1:12 AM on May 22

StevieRayHalen commented on Expert Bullwhip Channeler Cindy Adams Has the Dirt on Every Nasty Prop in Hollywood