NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on David Letterman Entranced By Maggie Gyllenhaal's Tale Of A Percocet-Pushing Nurse Feelgood

"Anyone who has a problem with Maggie Gyllenhaal should watch Letterman's interview with Katie Holmes when she was promoting Batman Begins. Katie Holmes is to Batman as Sofia Coppola is to Godfather III."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on 'Dark Knight' Made More Money At Midnight Than 'Meet Dave' Will Make In 400 Years

"So glad that Katie Holmes got fired and replaced with Maggie Gyllenhaal."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Emmy Nomination Hell! 10 Plots and Subplots to Watch After Today's Big Announcements

"@OldTowneTavern: AOL was predicting that Samantha Harris would get a nomination for whatever it is she does on Dances With the Stars. I suppose they would have to invent a category that comprises asking inappropriate questions, awkward silences, mispronounced words and goofy facial expressions, including creepy, hyper-manic delight at seeing the contestants each week."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Emmy Nomination Hell! 10 Plots and Subplots to Watch After Today's Big Announcements

"@Wendy_Kroy: I'm glad that somebody else likes Lee Pace."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

"Didn't Bozo The Clown pass away last week?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on The Cutthroat World Of Celebrity Toddler Fashion Just Got A Little More Fierce

"How much does Tom Cruise pay to get his kid on the list?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Hef's Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.'

"@WGARefugee: I question your definition of "everyday activities.""

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Hef's Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.'

"She truly IS the "White Oprah," or "Orange Oprah," if you prefer."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"@Elsie_Tanner: Good point, but you may underestimate how dangerous Tom and his Scientology goons are."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"@jwick25: Also interesting that Tom insists that he and Katie were sitting on the kitchen floor with a baby name book, and found the name Suri."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tom Cruise and The Bizarre Gifts That Keep Giving (Giving His Friends The Creeps, That Is)

"As an additional slap in the face to Nicole, Tom apparently sent the flowers to Nicole and Keith from "his" family, Tom, Katie, Conor and Bella."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on 'Where The Wild Things Are' Gets New Release Date: Never

"This makes no sense."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Isla Fisher Chooses Stardom Over Judaism, But All The Other Converted Actresses? Some Fine Lookin' Jews

"I don't get it."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Your Courtesy 'What The Hell Is Going On Now In This MadgeRod CynthRavitz Clusterfuck' Post

"@Huge Tracts of Land: He couldn't help it, because her vadge is actually a Venus Fly Trap."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on There's troubling news out

"I blame Ojani Noa."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Tom Cruise's Comeback Film: A Village People Biopic, Starring Tom Cruise In Every Role

"Larger than life pecs = moobs."

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on 'Hancock' Parks It At First

"So, does Will Smith have a back-end deal and how much of it is he giving to CO$?"

NotReadyForPrimeTime commented on Shockingly, Rumer Willis Fails To Seduce Chace Crawford

"Poor Potato Head."