LadySmut commented on Tom, Do You Like My New Look?

"Hey, how is it that they're the same height?"

LadySmut commented on Eh ... I've Seen Bigger Ones Before

"@WGARefugee: I say give it a year or two, we'll be seeing more than enough porn and Pauly Shore out of / into this one!"

LadySmut commented on Thank God You're Here, I Could So Use A Cigarette Right About Now

"They both look like they're about to haul off and punch someone."

LadySmut commented on Kiefer OffTheMarketWatch.

"It can't be true!"

LadySmut commented on Britney Spears Joins Katie Holmes As A Disciple Of Posh Spice's Starvation Diet

"Poor Brit!"

LadySmut commented on As if You Care, Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are Chasing This Puppy

"If I had to put up with Jennifer "Look how over Brad I am!"

LadySmut commented on Guess The Celebrity Feet!

"I got 7 correct, which isn't especially bad when you consider that I probably couldn't pick Blake Lively out of a police lineup, let alone recognize her feet!"

LadySmut commented on Maybe That Parrot Will Teach You To Keep Your Clothes On

"Hmmm...I give it a week before Polly gnaws through the bars of its cage in order to escape Miley hell."

LadySmut commented on MTV Movie Awards Fashion Trends: Cleavage, Kinky Boots, And Oops! Lindsay Lohan's Thong

"Poor Charlize...poor Anne."

LadySmut commented on Are You Trying To Read My Ass?

"The horrible thing is that I AM trying to figure out what it says!"

LadySmut commented on Vegas Bartendress Fails To Tame Bucking Bachelor Bronco George Clooney

"Now I'm curious to see who his next unknown girlfriend will be!"

LadySmut commented on Tyra Banks Wants Us To Feel Better About Ourselves So She Can Feel Better About Cashing In On It

"I actually liked Tyra a lot more before she started her whole Mother-Teresa-as-talk-show-host shtick."