Kdoggy commented on New Joe Francis Conspiracy One For The History Books, Says Joe Francis

"Sounds like a bunch of ungrateful masturbateurs on this discussion page."

Kdoggy commented on Need a New Car? Let George Clooney Hit You From Behind

"Met him at a party...very charming dude for lack of more manly description."

Kdoggy commented on Unearthed Britney Spears Concert Footage Demonstrates The Value Of Lip-Syncing

"People, that wasn't lip-syncing...the mike was attached to her vagina."

Kdoggy commented on Impromptu Viewer Rebellion Prompts Reconsideration of Olympic Beach Volleyball

"I've yet to see an attractive mug on any of these V-ballers but damn they have nice haunches."

Kdoggy commented on New Joe Francis Conspiracy One For The History Books, Says Joe Francis

"But he did clear first base."

Kdoggy commented on Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers

"Keep in mind that the Beatles created the Beatles and not some corporate megapower."

Kdoggy commented on Actor's Mustache Hijacks Candid 'GMA' Discussion of Race and Entertainment

"Wait a minute...didn't Will Smith play James West (a very white man)in the forgettable Wild Wild West?"

Kdoggy commented on Actor's Mustache Hijacks Candid 'GMA' Discussion of Race and Entertainment

"Is Alyssa Milano allowed to join the 'stache off?"

Kdoggy commented on Mike Myers Extends Comedy Hiatus, Joins 'Inglorious Bastards' Cast

"Didn't see the "Guru" but Austin Powers (1 and 2)were classic and frankly, only Defamer scribes hate on MM despite his fiery nose dive into the B-list."

Kdoggy commented on And The Gold Medal For Casting Michael Phelps Goes To...

"Should not a homosexual be cast as the new American Icon Michael Phelps?"

Kdoggy commented on 'Last Comic Standing' Audience Terrorized By Dane Cook Cloning Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong

"Dane Cook is a comedian?"

Kdoggy commented on Rock-Bottom Coreys: Five Classic Low Points From the Haim/Feldman Tradition

"Her tears were tears of complete embarrassment."

Kdoggy commented on Painful Admissions: Without Hooker Heels And Make-Up, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Still A Knockout

"She has the same smile as Chris Wallace on Fox News...only he looks better in makeup."

Kdoggy commented on Chosen Blobs Won't Crown For 'Weeks,' Says France's Sexiest Celebrity Obstetrician

"Why has no one mentioned Angelina's frequent trips to the mental hospital?"

Kdoggy commented on Tiger Woods Brings Production On 'Entourage' To A Grinding Halt.

"Why golf?"

Kdoggy commented on Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: “I Was Called Spider Legs, Carpenter’s Dream, Flat As A Board”

""Dina Lohan", the story of a shallow, vapid, benzedrine puff adder with the all the depth of a single human cum shot dispensed five minutes before closing time by a homosexual named "Rondo" on the locker room floor at Bally's in Hollywood...minus the taste."

Kdoggy commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?

"The mass suicide scenes were actually of people who saw the first cuts of the film."

Kdoggy commented on 'Living Lohan' Pulls The Curtain Back To Reveal The Real Dina Lohan, Daughter-Pimping Warts And All

"My favorite most nauseating part of that clip was when she threatened to play the attorney card."