gadge commented on RumerWatch. Whore star Rumer

"pubicist."

gadge commented on RumerWatch. Whore star Rumer

"Slack-jawed is not your look, honey."

Old No.7 commented on Which Female Celebrity Will MTV Enlist for a Sapphic Smooch at the VMAs?

"I hear Jill Sobule is available that evening."

Old No.7 commented on This Is Bound To Be Somebody's Fantasy, Right?

"Two bits! Four bits! Six bits! A dollar! All for lesbos, stand up, and holler!"

gadge commented on 1988 Oscars Number Held In Suspicion Of Multiple Career Killings

"Wait!"

Old No.7 commented on The Internet Cautions Mr. Mariotti Not To Let The Door Hit Him In The Butt On The Way Out

"Unlike Ebert & Novak, the Sun-Times actually got rid of their cancer."

Old No.7 commented on Superdelegate Shocker: Jon Cryer Sighted at McCain Fundraiser!

"This list reads like the casting call for a 2-hour Love Boat movie."

Old No.7 commented on Why Do The Spaniards Love 'Zohan'?

"All hail the Spanish Jerry Lewis."

Old No.7 commented on Mackenzie Phillips Ignores 'No Gels, Liquids, Or Smack Balloons' Signs At LAX

"Give her a break..."

Old No.7 commented on Matthew McConaughey's Mom Recalls The Time His Father Expired Inside Her

"I'm sure the EMS guys were very appreciative of the built-in carry handle Flagpole Jim left them, to lift him up on the stretcher."

Old No.7 commented on A Cyrus Family Birthday: Miley's Treat

"This is a Papa Joe Simpson approved photo."

Old No.7 commented on 'Denise Richards': It's Cancelled

"Denise Richards: It's Back To Court To Screw Charlie Out Of More Money"

Old No.7 commented on 'Burned' Anne Hathaway Learns to Love Again With Unlikely Partner Barack Obama

"Anne, just do like every celebrity nowadays..."

Old No.7 commented on 'The Hills': 5 Reasons We Can't Get Behind Lo Anymore

"Molls, they don't pay near enough money to have to deal with this mind-numbing horseshit."

Old No.7 commented on In Space, No One Can Hear Heidi Montag Sound Like Shit

"The Infinite Monkey Theorem states that an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters, and an infinite amount of time, could eventually write the works of Shakespeare. Up until that point in time, however, they would fling their own shit at each other, and produce videos like this."

Old No.7 commented on Can't A Girl Jog In Peace?

"She just seems like such a pleasant person."

Old No.7 commented on Russell Crowe, Aussie Street Walker

"A couple more pounds and he'l be able to pull off that Ron Jeremy biopic, no prob."

Old No.7 commented on Meet The Celebrity-Losers And Olympian-Winners Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

"I'll use Cloris Leachman's quote directly from the Saget Roast..."