Benovite commented on 'Dark Knight' Spoiler Campaign Continues as Early Viewers Break Out the Cameraphones

"When did Eckhart get cast as the new terminator??"

Benovite commented on Limits Of Fanboy Endurance To Be Tested With 6 A.M. Screenings of 'The Dark Knight'

"What better way to pay tribute to Heath Ledger than to do a massive amount of drugs that'll keep you amped for the movie. O_o"

Benovite commented on Three Reasons Why We Don’t Think Mary-Kate Olsen Needs To Go ‘Back To Rehab’

"I still can't tell them apart."

Benovite commented on Did Prolific Robert Rodriguez Trade Rose McGowan for 22-Year-Old in His Latest Romantic Drama?

"@Al_Pastor: Yes, except girls mostly fart like snapping bubble wrap."

Benovite commented on Dangerous Pant- And Tree-Snakes Abound In Best Porn Intro Ever!

"The guy had sex with the snake then proceeded to beat it. What's the problem?"

Benovite commented on You're Going To Delete That, Right?

"Albino monkeys are da bomb."

Benovite commented on Did Prolific Robert Rodriguez Trade Rose McGowan for 22-Year-Old in His Latest Romantic Drama?

"@el smrtmnky: Uh more like a female version of himself. And isn't that what all men want anyway?"

Benovite commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"Kids are people too?"

Benovite commented on 'Dark Knight' Raves No Match For Michael Bay's Caped Crusader Who Never Was

"@LargeMarge: I can't stop laughing!"

Benovite commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked

"I love that picture beyond words."

Benovite commented on Songs In The Key Of Molls

"Can you post these earlier in the day or does Molly get up at 5pm?"

Benovite commented on Jude Law's Celebrity Status Couldn't Get Him A Better Spot At A Radiohead Concert

"Everything in its right place."

Benovite commented on 'Dark Knight' Raves No Match For Michael Bay's Caped Crusader Who Never Was

"And finally an explosion within an explosion within an explosion within a slow motion explosion. JOKER (slow motion) Haa haa!"

Benovite commented on Summer Television Just Got A Whole Lot Skankier With The Debut Of 'I Love Money'

"I think I'm allergic to outright shite like this on Tv."

Benovite commented on Everybody Loves Boogie Boardin'

"I wonder if the paparazzi nazi surf mob is nearby."

Benovite commented on Superman To Become Less Terrible (Maybe)

"@Cacafuego: Superman Returns is all but forgotten already."

Benovite commented on You Guys Are Still Following Me? Damn, It Must Be Slow

"WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE YOUR MOTHER IS"

Benovite commented on The Law of Diminishing Mike Myers Comedy Returns

"He had a good thing with Dieter and fucked that up."