Defamer
From the MySpace event listing featuring the above invite:
The HOTTEST club in Vegas. LADIES FREE on my GUESTLIST!!! RSVP with your FULL name BEFORE 2pm on Friday If you have more than 2 guests, leave another ladies name, and I will add them as well.Only Ladies names will be put on the list, Dress code will be STRICTLY enforced and as always all entry is at the Doorman's discretion. So come lookin good!
We know that it's common industry practice to try to keep the male-to-female clubgoer ratios skewed vaginaward, but with event promoters so dedicated to luring women into Hayden Christensen's birthday party, it will be almost statistically impossible for his publicist not to snap a picture of her client making out with an off-duty stripper, then leak it to the rags as evidence of his heterosexuality.
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On the DJ's playlist: Erasure Bronski Beat pre Black Celebration Depeche Mode Communards Right Said Fred Cher techno remixes All music with pounding beats and frenetic rhythms to compliment the dancing moves of all the men who'll be demonstrating their anthropological procreative prowess to all the dames.
is he pictured burning evidence of some sort?
"'Sounds' by DJ Reach"? Shouldn't he be playing music? Seems unfair to pay a guy to spin at your party only to have him make monkey noises all night.
This will stlll be no match for Dave Prowse's 25th!
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