If you thought being appointed heir to one of the most beloved and fiercely guarded franchises in cinematic history somehow rendered you immune from mean-spirited internet taunts and grumblings regarding your fitness for the role—say, that you didn't know how to play poker, use a firearm, that you had no eyebrows, or turned beet red in the sun, that you couldn't drive stick and looked like a Village Person, or even lost your teeth in a choreographed fight—well, you'd be wrong. Even James Bond has feelings:
"If I went onto the Internet and started looking at what some people were saying about me which, sadly, I have done it would drive me insane," [Daniel Craig, the new James Bond,] says in an interview in Entertainment Weekly magazine, on newsstands Friday."They hate me. They don't think I'm right for the role. It's as simple as that. They're passionate about it, which I understand, but I do wish they'd reserve judgment."
It can't be easy for an actor to step on set and instantly muster the cool-tempered bravado required for a role of this nature, especially just moments after Googling the words "'Daniel Craig' + 'pansy'" in his trailer and scrolling through endless pages of results. It's a testament to the considerable mobilizing powers the internet now affords passionate movie fans, who not so long ago were forced to run off their I Hate Timothy Dalton Fan Club newsletters in a dark, unmarked basement off a stolen mimeograph machine.
- Daniel Craig Takes Bond in New Direction [ABCNews.com/AP]










Comments
The producers seem to forget that the makes of the original "Casino Royale" intentionally made it a comedy. After all, things like underwear promotions in a James Bond flick? Come on! And that photo above... slap on some earrings and pink lipliner, and you have the spitting image of Terrence Stamp from "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."
Somebody save Bond from the Broccolis...
I'd hit it.
You forgot to mention this on your list of ways in which the Internet hates DC:
Daniel Craig and Little Danny
Dress him in drag, dress him in tux, just get him over here. If he's a swish, all the better.
Yah, that is an unfortunate picture. I still say people should see him in 'Layer Cake'. He did a good job.
Agreed BJPW; Daniel was rock solid in that picture.
It just looks like Dan needs, among his other schoolings, to be told exactly the kind of people who talk smack about movies that aren't out yet on the Internet.
"dOOd. danyl Craig is so teh gay. Jaymes Bond, heh, shuld be Can't Find My Teeth In The Sand. loozer. Ha! roxors...wOOt!!!111!!!"
God, people, when are you going to remember that gay men actually attempt to look attractive? Daniel Craig isn't gay. He's just very very very VERY VERY ugly. Oh, and did I mention he's not that good looking?
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