Defamer
Daniel Craig Humiliation Week continues, following yesterday's reports that the unpopular new James Bond lost a couple of teeth in his very first fight sequence, with an item in today's NY Daily News claiming that the actor admitted he was incapable of driving Bond's signature vehicle
a redesigned Aston Martin
because the car is a stick-shift. Meanwhile, Craignotbond.com, your internet home for hilarious Craig bashing, makes a strong case that the actor is perhaps better suited to fill the shoes of any number of Hollywood icons over Agent 007, from Nosferatu to Kramer to that All-American tween take on the great British spy himself: Banks. Cody Banks.
- Craig's 007 can't get in gear [NY Daily News]
- Craig Lookalikes [Craignotbond.com]
Comments
Thank God there was no Internets around when George Lazenby took over.
Wait a second, they picked a Bond who can't drive stick? Next, we'll find out Craig is impotent and on the wagon. At this point, I think Rowan Atkinson would make a better pick for Bond.
This guy is the Harriet Meyers of James Bond picks. He ought to step down and make way for Clive Owen.
Do the people who run that website think that James Bond is a real person?
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