Defamer
Had you told us a photo would emerge from the set of Hairspray, currently shooting in Toronto, whose monstrous, bouffant-laden imagery could haunt our dreams more than this one, we likely would have thought you had been huffing on a paper bag full of Aqua Net. Of course, we hadn't yet laid eyes on this portrait of Christopher Walken, whom we can best surmise plays the movie's elderly, withered drag queen, pictured positively beaming as he takes in what will likely be one of his final few gay pride parades. We imagine it should be a week or so before flashbacks to drooping sock-garters on a pair of spindly, pallid calves fail to rouse us from our slumber in trembling nightsweats.
- What A Drag [People]
Comments
He looks like Patricia Arquette.
Color me stupid, but wasn't Hairspray already a movie? And then a musical? Is this like the Producers all over again?
The knees! The knees! they're... inhuman. Like Marcia Cross' forehead.
Yep, Hairspray is the new Producers.
I'm pretty sure I gave her a dollar once.
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