More Halloween Costume Ideas: Borat At The Beach

Yesterday, we offered you some helpful Halloween costume ideas based on your favorite mother/daughter celebrity tag-teams, but we recognize that many revelers prefer to express their sartorial creativity in a more individual way. So allow us to direct you to this eBay auction offering a recreation of the jaw-droppingly sexy, neon, over-the-shoulder nutsling so ably modeled by Borat in his upcoming feature film, sure to be the hottest costume for this year's rapidly approaching holiday. The item's rather modest use of material might seem ill-suited to colder climates, but we believe that only adds to its appeal—the stunned looks you'll receive after unveiling your Kazakh-fabulous look will only be intensified when fellow party guests realize that your shivering is causing the genitals gently supported swimsuit's central sling to quiver like a scared, unwanted kitten clawing at a burlap sack before a drowning. And that unadvertised, bonus feature alone is easily worth many times the item's $19.99 Buy It Now price.

BORAT MOVIE CUSTOM NEON GREEN SWIMSUIT THONG ALI G! [eBay]

8:52 AM on Wed Oct 18 2006
By Mark
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Clare at 08:41 AM on 10/18/06
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Sexy time!!
Narnia at 08:59 AM on 10/18/06
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I'm very confused. Which site is this on?
BoHan at 09:34 AM on 10/18/06
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I'm not confused. And where can I get some Tom Cruise rolled nipples to go with it?
Peg Entwistle at 09:41 AM on 10/18/06
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I have given up on feeling ashamed of being so successfully manipulated by a studio's buzz campaign. I'm happy to read at least 50 more 'in character' magazine profiles, click on endless MySpace links, etc. etc. Bring on the 'Liquid Explosion' ringtones and 'Wowowweewaaw" temporary tattoos.
Twizzlers For President at 11:07 AM on 10/18/06
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www.hunkwear.com
Trent at 01:30 PM on 10/18/06
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That's an old-fashioned under the butt nut hut. Bravo.
Bon Jour, Pee Wee at 02:56 PM on 10/18/06
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But you'd be cold, and there would be shrinkage, making more of a Boratella, than a Borat.
raincoaster at 11:04 PM on 10/18/06
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Y'all seen DCLugi's Borat Attack? Everybody's all about the Kazakhstan lately.
Tequila_drinker at 07:21 AM on 10/19/06
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I didn't even think about this until the word "costume" is mentioned, but I have a feeling that I may see a lot of guys dressed-up like Borat this Halloween in West Hollywood.