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Ashton Kutcher Offers Christmas Greetings As Destitute, Drunk, Reindeer-Humping Santa Claus
In easily his most nuanced, touching performance since the revelatory scene in Dude, Where's My Car? in which the actor's face slowly twists into a mask of devastation and confusion as he realizes his beloved vehicle is indeed missing, Ashton Kutcher, in a video "holiday card" for his Katalyst Films production company, movingly portrays a Santa Claus beset by the acrimonious breakdown of talks with an unreasonable Elf Guild and a coordinated walkout by his trusted team of reindeer.
