Defamer
Barron Hilton, Paris's grandfather, has announced today his plans to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity. While his similarly philanthropic granddaughter was unavailable for comment, we're certain she would wholeheartedly embrace the rechanneling of the family's vast fortunes to those less hot and/or fortunate, and match the act by pledging a penny from every sale of her mobile phone game sensation Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam to feed the hungry Darfricans. [Reuters]
